today is my birthday. this is my grandpa Joe, and he’s one of my most favorite people on the planet. I love to make him laugh, and always have. he’s the same and his favorite opening line is,” Christ Niki, you wouldn’t believe…” Then insert some usually outrageous, hilarious experience he’s recently had at some box chain store. He doesn’t hold back and it’s just the best. He’s 90, and not feeling the best right now. for my birthday I’d love for you to share the most ridiculous experience you’ve ever had at a big box chain store. (think target, Walmart, Home Depot, etc.) I am going to compile them and read them to him next week when I am in upstate NY. Thank you. and if shit’s cray and you feel more comfortable sharing anonymously, feel free to do so in the comments below. Comment your story, email, insta, whatever. THANK YOU.